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Once upon a time, in a land called Thundria, 99 knights were chosen to go on a quest.
This quest would not be easy. The 99 knights would have to hike the highest mountains, cross the raging rivers, and go into a dragon`s cave.
In the dragon`s cave, the 99 knights would find treasure galore!
The 99 knights set out! They hiked the highest mountains, but 20 of the knights gave up. That left 79 knights.
The 79 knights set out! They crossed the raging rivers, but 30 of the knights were eaten by the sea monster. That left 49 knights.
The 49 knights set out! They went into the dragon`s cave. Out from behind the shadows, the dragon came into view!
All 49 of the knights fought fiercely, they were no match for the dragon. The dragon burnt 48 of the knights. That left 1 knight.
This 1 knight was special. Her name was Eve. She never gave up, she could jump very high, her armor was fire-proof, and she was brave!
Eve yelled "Let`s finish this!" and she drew her sword. An epic battle raged. Blow for blow it looked like a tie, but the dragon was not doing any damage! Eve inched the dragon`s health down.
Eve jumped into the air and held out her sword and she dropped the sword...............
ONTO THE DRAGON`S HEAD ! ! ! ! !
The dragon was defeated!
Eve gathered up all of the treasure and went out of the dragon`s cave, across the raging rivers, up the highest mountains, and into the castle. Quest complete!
And you know what? 3 years later, Eve was made queen. The Queen Of Bravery!
THE END!
why why why do i have to go to bed?
why why why do i have to pick up my games?
why why why do i have to go to school?
why why why do i have to eat?
why why why do i have to go pee?
why why why do i have to drink?
why why why do i have to kiss you?
why is the book still going!
WHYYYYYYYY!!!
THE END BYE!!!!
outside my window it is raining eggs
outside my window it is raining bacon
outside my window it is raining strawberries
outside my window it is raining candy!!!
now it is time to eat!
it sure looks great!
look at all the food that landed on my plate!!!!!
the end!!!
look ahead of you
if you do not you will not find something cool
it is sad to not find something cool
yes you should look ahead of you
okay you are in the woods!!!
how do you get out???
looking ahead of you
yes it is true young boy
yay you are out of the woods!?!?!
how did you???
you looked ahead of you!!!!!!!!!!
now come to my house
how?
look ahead of you!!!
yay!
you are at my house!!!
yay lets just keep looking ahead of you!!!
keep oh keep oh keep doing that
yes you will do that!!!
the end!
monkey lives in Denver, CO USA
monkey gets a christmas tree just like i do
monkey does do advent
monkey has for dinner he eats apples and mashed potatoes
monkey does not do hanukkah
monkey does sing for the movie WALL-E
monkey on christmas gets 20 gifts
the end
